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un: absterge | I come with Loaf's blessing

[downswing]

( How does a ragtag barely-breathing party in need of a shower
Somehow defeat an undead superpower?
How do we emerge unwhipped, our heads held higher?
Leave Serthica with our dignities not a pyre?
Yo, turns out we have a secret blade
A sociopath you know and love, a pretty maid
She's constantly confusin', confoundin' the souls who trust'er
(Boys, you know we should've probably just trussed'er)

Winnie P!

She's taking this town by the reins
All soft, smooth smiles and damn cursed gains

Winnie P!

And she's gonna kill all them scatterbrains
Tip-toeing not to dip her skirts in the remains

Winnie P!

Watch'er con, she's got no brawn
She's holding on -

Winnie P!

She goes to nap, sighs, deadpans

Winnie P!

And comes back with more plots
And plans
Watch our girl as she scams. )

Waken. We require your... ease of presence.

[soulsrob]

Oh dear, that sounds a tad ominous!

I will do my best to be of... ease-ness?

Has something happened?

[downswing]

The cure's distribution. We require...

( Someone with more social sills than the Heavens' crustiest toothpick. )

Warmth. Charisma. An approachable manner.



( Fake it. )

[soulsrob]

Oh, well then you certainly came to the right place! I can do all of those things!

What do you need me to do? Smile and jab people with a needle? Hold them hostage until someone else can do so?

[downswing]

...perhaps gently persuade them to drink. Without injury.

[soulsrob]

I can do that! I'm very good at persuading!

I'll be like one of the cute shop girls handing out free samples. How exciting! I've never had the chance to do that before!

[downswing]

Without rousing suspicion.

[soulsrob]

Of course I can do that! When have I ever been suspicious?

[downswing]

( Okay, but. )

[downswing]

( No, just. )

[downswing]

( Come on now. )

[downswing]

( This face has seen things. )

[downswing]

Cannot fathom.