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( How does a ragtag barely-breathing party in need of a shower Somehow defeat an undead superpower? How do we emerge unwhipped, our heads held higher? Leave Serthica with our dignities not a pyre? Yo, turns out we have a secret blade A sociopath you know and love, a pretty maid She's constantly confusin', confoundin' the souls who trust'er (Boys, you know we should've probably just trussed'er)
Winnie P!
She's taking this town by the reins All soft, smooth smiles and damn cursed gains
Winnie P!
And she's gonna kill all them scatterbrains Tip-toeing not to dip her skirts in the remains
Winnie P!
Watch'er con, she's got no brawn She's holding on -
Winnie P!
She goes to nap, sighs, deadpans
Winnie P!
And comes back with more plots And plans Watch our girl as she scams. )
un: absterge | I come with Loaf's blessing
( How does a ragtag barely-breathing party in need of a shower
Somehow defeat an undead superpower?
How do we emerge unwhipped, our heads held higher?
Leave Serthica with our dignities not a pyre?
Yo, turns out we have a secret blade
A sociopath you know and love, a pretty maid
She's constantly confusin', confoundin' the souls who trust'er
(Boys, you know we should've probably just trussed'er)
Winnie P!
She's taking this town by the reins
All soft, smooth smiles and damn cursed gains
Winnie P!
And she's gonna kill all them scatterbrains
Tip-toeing not to dip her skirts in the remains
Winnie P!
Watch'er con, she's got no brawn
She's holding on -
Winnie P!
She goes to nap, sighs, deadpans
Winnie P!
And comes back with more plots
And plans
Watch our girl as she scams. )
Waken. We require your... ease of presence.
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I will do my best to be of... ease-ness?
Has something happened?
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( Someone with more social sills than the Heavens' crustiest toothpick. )
Warmth. Charisma. An approachable manner.
( Fake it. )
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What do you need me to do? Smile and jab people with a needle? Hold them hostage until someone else can do so?
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I'll be like one of the cute shop girls handing out free samples. How exciting! I've never had the chance to do that before!
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